customers brought their kitten in to the store and it was exactly what i needed after an 8 hour shift
OH NO HE SPOKE
He looks the same as everyone else, but actually he is the most important person in the Universe.
Your Shit is always will be wrecked, cause this Badass Mofo Princess is awake!
actual magical girl dirk strider
Dirk you hot ass mofo.
All of them together! ♥♥
i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.
How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.
how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
me when cats
pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”
What I love most about this is that it’s the cat who starts the game.